3. The Godfather
‘#WeddingFail told my cousin, a groomsman, that my wife’s dad was in the mafia & when coming down the aisle, he had to stop, kneel, and kiss his ring. I forgot to tell him I was joking. He did it.’
Brando and De Niro would be proud. Would love to know what dad did, right? Moreover, was there a black cat around waiting to be pet, perhaps?