2. Watch Your Mouth, Young Man!
‘#weddingfail started my best man speech with “fornication” then cleared my throat and finished with “for an occasion such as this, the best man speech should last no longer than the groom can last in bed” and sat down. His 90-year-old grandma yells out “did he say fornication?!”’
We can understand this. The pressure, stage fright, everyone looking at you, your best friend is getting married… A man can slip and make an honest mistake. What is your story excuse, nanny?